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Wednesday, 10 April 2013

A L P H A B E T I C A L L Y


A L P H A B E T I C A L L Y

'Ey B!”
Hi.”
See Dee?”
No.”
'E effed G.H!”
No.
I, Jake Ellem, know.”
Where did you talk to Dee?”
Pee queue.”
Ha! Lining up for the toilet. Did he mention her–?”
Ar - se!
Haha! Yeah, her ass! Look at the time, I gotta go, it's nearly time for tea.”
Tea?”
Yeah, ever since I got this new Volkswago–”
You, VW?”
Yeah, it was Zee's. You know, my ex, Zee?”
Ex?”
Yeah, we broke up, man; it's all over.”
Why?”
Ah, she was sleeping with other dudes and that. Hey, where are you going?”
Zee!”

By J. Barrett

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