A L P H A B E T I C
A L L Y
“'Ey
B!”
“Hi.”
“See
Dee?”
“No.”
“'E
effed G.H!”
“No.”
“I,
Jake Ellem, know.”
“Where
did you talk to Dee?”
“Pee
queue.”
“Ha!
Lining up for the toilet. Did he mention her–?”
“Ar
- se!”
“Haha!
Yeah, her ass! Look at the time, I gotta go, it's nearly time for
tea.”
“Tea?”
“Yeah, ever since I got this new Volkswago–”
“You,
VW?”
“Yeah,
it was Zee's. You know, my ex, Zee?”
“Ex?”
“Yeah,
we broke up, man; it's all over.”
“Why?”
“Ah,
she was sleeping with other dudes and that. Hey, where are you
going?”
“Zee!”
By J. Barrett
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