World Wide Fart
Imagine all the laughter we’d start if,
Everyone in the world suddenly farted!
It wouldn’t matter you were having a bad day,
That trumpet tooting sound you would smile it away.
People would walk laughing and holding their nose,
And all the little girls would say “Ew, that’s so gross!”
Imagine if everyone parmped in their pants,
Dropped one in their drawers,
Smelt it and dealt it,
And claimed it was yours.
If they broke wind in the water,
Or let one rip in a river,
And watched as it bubbled up,
And went pop! with
a satisfied shiver.
Imagine if everyone farted at once,
And it echoed around the Earth,
Sure it might just pong a bit,
But it’d be worth it to see ‘em all laugh.
By J. Barrett
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